I can't believe I ate the whole thing...

and other tales from over the top turkey celebrations

Nov 26, 2023

∙ Paid

It’s a chicken. It’s delicious. Let’s eat!

I thought that I might put an eye out with the button from my blue jeans. I was so full I thought sure that thing was coming off and zinging and across the room, sure to take someone out.

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